Evil

To play this you'll have to bear with me. The main riff is based around the chord of D minor so if your just playing chords that's the only chords you'll need for the mail part.

Dm                                                  
He is the People's poet and all the people know it 

They've read his pulished stories in public lavatories 
                                           
In town and country locals he's Mr. Antisocial 
                                             
His violence does the talking those boots weren't made for walking 
                                              
He's a cold blooded vulture he won't respect your culture 
                                      
He's nothing like your good self he's come to burn your bookshelf 
                             
He'll goble up your children destroy what you've been building 
                                     
And when you're left to suffer he'll vivisect your mother 
                          
He is the Lord and master of every war and disaster 
                                      
every disease and famine, a piece of cunning planning 
                                       
Be was in Vietnam he is the Klu Klutz Klan 

He was the child catcher he gave us Margaret Thatcher 

A                                              
One day the Devil was in high good humour, for 

       E                            
he had created a mirror which made everything 

                             B                         
good and beautiful reflected in it shrink to 


almost nothing, and everything bad and ugly 

          E     
stand out more clearly than ever. 
                                    
All the little imps who went to the Devil's 

A                   
school ran around with the mirror, until there 

                       B                      
was nowhere and no one that had not been              

distorted in it. The Devil was much amused, and 

    B                                   E               
the mirror itself grinned wickedly. 


                                                
Then the little imps decided to fly up to heaven 
                                          
to make fun of God and his angels . The higher they carried the mirror, the more it grinned, 
                                     
until it was shaking so hard with laughter that it slipped out of their hands and fell to earth, 

where it broke into millions of pieces And then it caused even more trouble than 
                              
before, because all the tiny splinters, scarcely the size of a grain of sand, went 
                            
flying around the world, and whenever  splinter flew into anyone's eye, it had the 
                                  
same power as the whole mirror, and made people see everything distorted. 
                               
Sometimes a splinter of glass even entered 
                                      
someone's heart, which was worst of all, for 
                                      
then that person's heart was turned to ice. 

Dm                                           
And by his royal appointment there'11 be no more enjoyment 
                                     
there will be no more benders no service will be rendered 
                                   
the shops will not be open until he sees you broken 
                                     
You've got to give him credit the poor man's Norman Tebbitt 

Cruelty without beauty, beyond the call of duty 

And beyond my understanding I find it so demanding 

I wish I could forget it, and be more apathetic

It's just it bothers me so how anyone could be so 

D
EVIL.