He writes the songs that make the whole world groan The lights are on but there's no one home Every day he sings the blues Especially for you You think he's smart But hes not that smart You want his heart But he's got no heart Every day he's sniffing glue Especially for you For Sandra and Tracy For Barbara and for Katie For Seeta and Shirley For Peter, Paul and Mary For Mandy for Sandy For Sherry and for Brandy Davina, Christina For Mary Lou and Nina For Jason and Kylie The baby faced and tiny The pimply and scrawny For David and Trewlawny Belinda, Lucinda The blonde, the brown and ginger Their sisters, their brothers And oh so many others The lonely and desperate The bony anorexic For Penny and Brenda Too many to remember Theresa and Julie For Lisa And Yours Truly On a toilet seat in the ladies His flesh is weak and his bones are lazy His hair hurts and his teeth are itching He can't stand the heat But he cant get get out of the kitchen And now he's turning blue Especially for youAll the chords Especially 4 U.
G Bm D D7 He write the songs, that make the whole world groan G Bm D D7 The lights are on but there no one home G Bm Em C Everyday he sings the blues especially 4 U G Bm D D7 You think he's smart but he's not that smart G Bm D D7 You want his heart, but he's got no heart G Bm Em C Everyday he's sniffing glue especially 4 U G A F C For Sandra, for Tracy for Barbra and for Katie G A F C For Zeta, for Shirley, for Peter, Paul and Mary G A F C For Mandy, for Sandy, for Sherry and for Brandy G A F C Davina, Christina, for Mary, Lou, and Nina G A F C For Jason, for Kylie, the babyfaced and tiny G A F C The Pimply and Scrawny, for David and Trelawny G A F C Belinda, Lucinda, The blonde the brown and ginger. G A F C The sisters and their brothers and oh, so many others G A F C The lonley and desparate, the boney anerexic G A F C For Penny and Brenda, too many to remember G A F C Terisa and Juley, for Lisa and yours truely G A F C G A F C G A By the toilet seats in the ladies F C His flesh is weak and his bones are lazies G A His head hurts and his teeth are itchin' F C Can't stand the heat but he can't get out the kitchen G A F And now he's turning blue C G Especially 4 you (G,A,F,C etc to fade)
