We step into the office where The boss sits in an office chair A hundred times a millionaire Swivelling in his underwear And on the lap of luxury Sits some girl from the factory Presented as a Christmas gift They did the business in the lift With his trousers round his ankles And his fingers in the till Everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills >From the ashes of disaster grow The roses of success and so There beneath the mistletoe They caught it all on video And I thought I saw a princess begging From the windows of a Double Decker We all love a royal wedding But a royal divorce is better With their trousers round their ankles And their fingers in the till everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills It's easy They say , If you put a monkey behind a typewriter For about a million years He'll write the complete works of William Shakespeare And then he'll tell you a tale Of how his love affair failed With The Princess Of Wales And the Americans will turn it into a mini series With their trousers round their ankles And their fingers in the till Everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills It's easy As D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.
F
We step into the office where
The boss sits in an office chair
Dm
A hundred times a millionaire
Swivelling in his underwear
F
And on the lap of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Dm
Presented as a Christmas gift
They did the business in the lift
Gm
With his trousers round his ankles
C
And his fingers in the till
Gm
Everybody loves a scandal
C
And it helps to pay the bills
F
From the ashes of disaster grow
The roses of success and so
Dm
There beneath the mistletoe
They caught it all on video
F
And I thought I saw a princess begging
From the windows of a Double Decker
Dm
We all love a royal wedding
But a royal divorce is better
Gm
With their trousers round their ankles
C
And their fingers in the till
Gm
everybody loves a scandal
C
And it helps to pay the bills
F
It's easy
F
They say , If you put a monkey behind a typewriter
Dm
For about a million years
He'll write the complete works of William Shakespeare
F
And then he'll tell you a tale
Of how his love affair failed
Dm
With The Princess Of Wales
And the Americans will turn it into a mini series
Gm
With their trousers round their ankles
C
And their fingers in the till
Gm
Everybody loves a scandal
C
And it helps to pay the bills
F
It's easy
F
As D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.
