I've lost a truly special friend
I swear I'll never drink again
I'd like to talk to you alone
If I could walk
I'd walk you home
I'd like to kiss you in the street
But that's so cheesy and so cheap
And so they banned me from the bar
I've got no family for my family car
That I've been using a s a bed
And when the battery is dead
I could cry myself to sleep
But that's so cheesy and so cheap
Am I a man?
Am I a mouse?
Who wears the trousers in this house?
I am the rat that killed your cat
Who painted then destroyed your flat
You slapped me
And I slapped you black
And blue
And that's so cheesy and so cheap
Here are the chords you need for the following song




Dm G
I've lost a truly special friend
Dm G
I swear I'll never drink again
Dm G
I'd like to talk to you alone
Dm
If I could walk
G
I'd walk you home
Gm D
I'd like to kiss you in the street
Gm D
But that's so cheesy and so cheap
Dm G
And so they banned me from the bar
Dm G
I've got no family for my family car
Dm G
That I've been using a s a bed
Dm G
And when the battery is dead
Gm D
I could cry myself to sleep
Gm D
But that's so cheesy and so cheap
Dm G Dm G
Dm G Dm G
Gm D F#m G
Gm D
Dm
Am I a man?
G
Am I a mouse?
Dm G
Who wears the trousers in this house?
Dm
I am the rat that killed your cat
G
Who painted then destroyed your flat
Dm
You slapped me
And I slapped you black
G
And blue
Gm D
And that's so cheesy and so cheap
Gm D
And that so cheesy and so cheap
Gm D
And that's so cheesy and so cheap
Gm D
And that's so cheesy and so cheap
F#m G
Gm D
And that's so cheesy and so cheap
