CHEAP 'n' CHEESY

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I've lost a truly special friend
I swear I'll never drink again
I'd like to talk to you alone
If I could walk
I'd walk you home
I'd like to kiss you in the street
But that's so cheesy and so cheap

And so they banned me from the bar
I've got no family for my family car
That I've been using a s a bed
And when the battery is dead
I could cry myself to sleep
But that's so cheesy and so cheap

Am I a man?
Am I a mouse?
Who wears the trousers in this house?
I am the rat that killed your cat
Who painted then destroyed your flat
You slapped me
And I slapped you black
And blue

And that's so cheesy and so cheap


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Dm                        G      
I've lost a truly special friend 


Dm                        G     
I  swear I'll never drink again 


Dm                      G     
I'd like to talk to you alone 


Dm              
If I could walk 


             G    
I'd walk you home 


Gm                          D      
I'd like to kiss you in the street 


Gm                          D     
But that's so cheesy and so cheap 




Dm                             G   
And so they banned me from the bar 


Dm                               G   
I've got no family for my family car 


Dm                         G   
That I've been using a s a bed 


Dm                      G    
And when the battery is dead 


Gm                     D     
I  could cry myself to sleep 


Gm                          D
But that's so cheesy and so cheap      

Dm	G	Dm	G
Dm	G	Dm	G
Gm	D	F#m	G
Gm	D 


Dm          
Am I a man? 


       G      
Am I a mouse? 


Dm                             G      
Who wears the trousers in this house? 


   Dm                                 
I  am the rat that killed your cat 


    G                                
Who painted then destroyed your flat 


    Dm         
You slapped me 


                        
And I slapped you black 


    G    
And blue 



Gm                          D     
And that's so cheesy and so cheap 


Gm                          D     
And that so cheesy and so cheap 


Gm                          D     
And that's so cheesy and so cheap 


Gm                          D     
And that's so cheesy and so cheap 

F#m	G	

Gm			    D
And that's so cheesy and so cheap