The tequilla sun is rising and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze open up some Special Brews and start drinking to the biggest mess in town then put on your dressing gown screw your head on upside down drink yourself into the ground The bottles by the sink they're the softest fucking drinks on the market Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone the wagons rolling on and I'm on it And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania pick a flavour Anytime, anyplace, anywhere there's a wonderful world you can share Try agrophobic, schizophrenic paranoid attacks of panic Epileptic fit of laughter twenty five million mornings after And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania name your poison pick a flavour Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, Southern Comfort, mother's ruin happy hours of homeless brewing Galloways sore throat expectorant, after-shave and disinfectant, Parazone and Fairy Liquid If it's in a glass you'll drink it Anytime, anyplace, anywhere there's a wonderful world you can share
Am
The tequilla sun is rising
B Em
and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Am
Put the Binatone on snooze
B
open up some Special Brews
Em
and start drinking
Am
to the biggest mess in town
then put on your dressing gown
B
screw your head on upside down
Em
drink yourself into the ground
Am
The bottles by the sink
B Em
they're the softest fucking drinks on the market
Am
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
B
the wagons rolling on
Em
and I'm on it
Am
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
vodka and tomato juice
B
Disneyland or dipsomania
pick a flavour
Am B EM
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
Am Am B Em
there's a wonderful world you can share
Am
Try agrophobic, schizophrenic
B Em
paranoid attacks of panic
Am
Epileptic fit of laughter
B Em
twenty five million mornings after
Am
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
vodka and tomato juice
B
Disneyland or dipsomania
name your poison
pick a flavour
Am Bm
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker,
Em
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin
happy hours of homeless brewing
Am
Galloways sore throat expectorant,
B
after-shave and disinfectant,
Em
Parazone and Fairy Liquid
If it's in a glass you'll drink it
Am B Em
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
Am B Em
there's a wonderful world you can share
